Penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted!
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." -Tallulah Bankhead
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them." -Mae West
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
Sex relieves tension - love causes it
Assassins do it from behind.
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
How can you tell if a girl is a redneck?
She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to swallow.There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Sex is like a bridge game; if you have a good hand, no partner is needed.
Lesbian: another case of a woman attempting to do a man's job!
Adult Jokes and Adult Animations (must be 18+ years)
